(knock, knock)
TWC: "howdy mister customer! we just want to inform you that due to tough economics times, we're spiking up your monthly cable bill unless you just want to downgrade your current service; keep the same price but also keep ONE channel on your show list. how'd that sound?"
jseeliwag: "OMFG, are you serious? .. huh.. fck you!"
TWC: "yep too bad. so.. what is it gonna be?"
jseeliwag: "hmmmm.. i'll keep the travel channel!"
TWC: "excellent choice mister! may i ask why is that?"
jseeliwag: "simple, easy choice. it has my four fave shows in the world.. MAN V FOOD starring chowdown champ, adam richman. DHANI TACKLES THE GLOBE featuring star pro linebacker, dhani jones. NO RESERVATIONS by that jerk-wad, anthony bourdain. and.. BIZARRE FOOD with exotic cuisine extraordinaire andrew zimmern.. an absolute no brainer pick for me."
TWC: "what a fine choice indeed. for one low montly price of $158.47? now that's a steal!"
jseeliwag: "get the fck off my porch."
by jseeliwag
